Got the hump

It appears that young Jake is a serial humper. He tried it a few times with my cousin, Wayne, a couple of days ago. Just now, he had a go at my leg, so I threw a soft toy across the room to distract him. He chased the toy, then bounced up on the sofa and wrapped himself around my arm, attempting another humping session. He's booked into the PDSA to be castrated, but the first slot they have is at the end of February. So it looks like I'll have to fight off his advances until then. Oh joy ...