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Thursday, March 06, 2008

Thursday Thirteen


I have two Thursday Thirteen lists for you this week, to make up for missing last week. Here we go!


Thirteen Signs of Alien Abduction


1…. Missing time - a period of time, which can be just minutes, several hours or a number of days. You have no recollection of where you were or what you did at the time.

2.... You find unusual and inexplicable scars, marks or wounds on your body. You have no idea how they got there.

3.... Sleepwalking - you wake up somewhere other than where you went to sleep.

4.... A strange compulsion to walk or drive to another location, which you cannot explain.

5.... Sudden illness, e.g. fatigue, severe headache, extreme thirst.

6.... You believe you have had intercourse in the night or have had semen extracted from your body.

7.... You see flashes of light, even with your eyes closed.

8.... You find blood on your pillow with no explanation of how it got there.

9.... You wake up feeling soreness in your genitals, which you cannot explain.

10... Your back aches without cause or you awaken with unusual stiffness in any part of your body.

11... You suddenly feel as though you have obtained some degree of psychic ability without any explanation for it.

12... You develop an aversion to, or fear of, bright lights.

13... You experience weird flashbacks of being hauled into a vehicle of some kind by uniformed abductors, kicking and screaming, whilst seeing bright, flashing lights.



Thirteen signs of Excessive Alcohol Consumption

1…. Missing time - a period of time, which can be just minutes, several hours or a number of days. You have no recollection of where you were or what you did at the time.

2.... You find unusual and inexplicable scars, marks or wounds on your body. You have no idea how they got there.

3.... Sleepwalking - you wake up somewhere other than where you went to sleep.

4.... A strange compulsion to walk or drive to another location, which you cannot explain.

5.... Sudden illness, e.g. fatigue, severe headache, extreme thirst.

6.... You believe you have had intercourse in the night or have had semen extracted from your body.

7.... You see flashes of light, even with your eyes closed.

8.... You find blood on your pillow with no explanation of how it got there.

9.... You wake up feeling soreness in your genitals, which you cannot explain.

10... Your back aches without cause or you awaken with unusual stiffness in any part of your body.

11... You suddenly feel as though you have obtained some degree of psychic ability without any explanation for it.

12... You develop an aversion to, or fear of, bright lights.

13... You experience weird flashbacks of being hauled into a vehicle of some kind by uniformed abductors, kicking and screaming, whilst seeing bright, flashing lights.


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5 comments:

crazy working mom said...

Hah hah hah hah...I LOVE IT! :)

Great list. Happy TT, thanks for the double list. ;)

Tasina said...

Hahaha. That was really good. Cheers.

Nicholas said...

Love it! As I was reading the first list I thought: That looks rather like a hangover. Then I saw your second list!

I'll miss the green eye but I love the photo!

Dragonstar said...

Oooo! You naughty girl! Great fun!!!

LadyBanana said...

That's very clever, I like that :)

 
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