Friday Fill-Ins

I've missed the last couple of Friday Fill-Ins, but decided to jump back aboard again this week. Here are my answers to this week's fill-ins.

1. I believe whatever doesn't kill you ______.

I believe whatever doesn't kill you is just waiting for something else to do the job ;).

2. If you're good at something, ____.

If you're good at something, it doesn't give you the right to tell me how crap I am at it!

3. Why so _________.

Why so many people fight over petty things, I'll never know.

4. Something is out there, it's ______.

Something is out there, it's got huge fangs and vicious claws, and wants to eat me - I'd best feed the darn cat.

5. If my life were a sitcom, it would be titled _______.

If my life were a sitcom, it would be titled 'Is Killing the Neighbors Still Illegal?'

6. Sitting on my back porch [if you don't have one, use your imagination] I see ___________.

Sitting on my back porch I see my neighbors' bird feeder, which has blown into my garden for the umpteenth time, a candy wrapper dropped by my neighbors' grandchildren, loads of dust and debris deposited on my patio by the neighbors' noisy builders, and a dead mouse left there by my cat. Yuck!

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to _____, tomorrow my plans include _____ and Sunday, I want to _____!

And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to my neighbors' builders leaving for the weekend, tomorrow my plans include a shopping expedition and Sunday, I want to flee the country before my neighbors' grand children show up en masse!

That's me done for this week. Thanks for visiting and have a great weekend.

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