Friday's Feast

Appetizer

Name one thing that is unique about you.

What do you mean, one thing? I am 100% unique! :)

Soup

Fill in the blank: My favorite _________ is __________ but I like _________ too.

My favourite (British spelling!) cheese is Cheddar but I like Wensleydale too.

Salad

What type of wood do you have for your home’s furnishings?

Wood? Isn't that for posh people? I have pine effect, but I doubt there's any real pine. I'm a scumbag pauper, so posh wood is a bit out of my league.

Main Course

Who do you talk to most often on the phone?

My cousin, Wayne.

Dessert

What level of responsibility do you have in your job?

Absolutely none. I have health problems so I don't work. It's not that I don't want to. But the instant you disclose a medical condition or disability to a prospective employer, they find all sorts of excuses not to employ you. They'll never say it's because of your health issues, as that would be illegal. However, when you're the best qualified candidate, but the only one with health issues, and someone else gets the job - well, you just know the real reason why.