One lump or two?

Are you bored with what your local Starbucks, Coffee Republic or Costa Coffee has on offer? Never fear. A wonderful new brand of coffee is now available at the Peter Jones department store. Head to the Peter Jones Espresso bar, and for a mere £50 you can purchase a shot of the very exclusive Caffé Raro. It contains a special ingredient - cat poo. I kid ye not. Check it out for yourself. It leaves me with just one question. Can I have mine with frothy milk and chocolate topping? If so, would that version be known as the Caffé Raro Catpooccino?