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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Heads or Tails Tuesday: Joke


It's been a while since I participated in Heads or Tails, so I thought I'd show my ugly mug around the place :). Click the logo above if you fancy showing your ugly mug over at HoT too!

This week's theme is Joke. Someone sent me this joke a few weeks ago, so I thought I'd share it with you. Although it's not especially vile or crude, it's probably not suitable for young kids to read. Enjoy!

Defence Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.

Defence Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defence Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defence Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defence Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defence Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defence Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defence Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him:
Take me, young man. Take me now!

Defence Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!

Oh well. That's my Heads or Tails. As it's now just gone 1 AM here in the UK, I'm off to bed soon, but I'll be back in the morning to pay some visits. Happy Tuesday!

7 comments:

bevies-place said...

Hahaha...great joke! I am sure she got off because of extenuating circumstances. At least, I hope she did!

An answer to the age old question of 'What goes Ha Ha Kerplopp?' is up at my place.

-Bev

MiLeTTe said...

haha. just hahaha! can't help laughing.

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happy HoT! thanks!


milet

Sanni said...

Love this HoT-theme... the little old lady made me laugh out loud! Thank you =)

smarmoofus said...

Oh, that's just mean! That poor woman. But, so funny!

-smarmoofus

Dragonstar said...

Love it! That's a great way to start the day, Siani.

Hootin' Anni said...

I am literally LOL ---I think I just woke my husband up in the other room! [no, I'm not the old lady...just from me laughing!]

My joke is posted; come on over if you can. It's guaranteed to be 'outside the box' this week. "The Yolk's on You!"

Jessica said...

HaHa, that was great!

 
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