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Thursday, November 08, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #7

Thirteen Dumb Celebrity Quotes

1…. "What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?" - Paris Hilton

2.... "I think that the film "Clueless" was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness" - Alicia Silverstone.

3.... "Too many obgyn's aren't able to practice their love with women across this country" - George W. Bush.

4.... "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

5.... "I get to go overseas places, like Canada" - Britney Spears.

6.... "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" - Christine Aguilera.

7.... Dan Quayle - "I love California. I grew up in Phoenix" - Dan Quayle.

8.... "Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life" - Brooke Shields.

9.... “The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone” - Michael Jackson

10... “I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead” - Samuel Goldwyn.

11... “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa” - Britney Spears (again!)

12... “Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” - George W. Bush (another repeat offender)

13... “When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?” - Dallas Cowboys cornerback Deion Sanders

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jenn said...

It's pretty amazing these people make so much money!
Happy TT!

Veronica Arch said...

LOL - love this TT. Thanks!

beth said...

LOL - these are great quotes!

Penny said...

Good ones here!! I'm have to wonder though, did you even try to find a dumb quote by a Democrat? LOL!

Happy TTing!

She Became a Butterfly said...

Classic. Thank you so much for those--Made me feel brillianter (Just kidding)! Haha!

DoubleDeckerBusGuy said...

A nice dreadful reminder that with fame, power, and money... intellect is not a given.

Mariah Carey- "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

Tiffany Aller said...

Love it! This is great! Isn't it funny what will slip out of people's mouths - and isn't it funnier yet that some people just don't realize when they're saying something idiotic??

Daisy said...

Those people are dum-dums. I know for a fact that Wal-Mart is for cat toys and treats.

ps: My word verification is: XYZWIGS. I think this might mean I am supposed to say Wal-Mart also sells wigs. But I'm not sure.

JO said...

OMG! did they really say all these things???

JO said...

here's one classic from a celebrity in the Philippines: Ms. Melanie Marquez said "Don't judge me, I am not a book." [from "don't judge a book by its cover."] :-)

Holly said...

Oh too funny!

GREAT TT-13 -thanks!


Nicole Austin said...

Sheesh! Some peope should keep their mouths shut. lol!

Sandy Carlson said...

You made my night! Is our children learning? I dunno....I am going to take a trans-Atlantic trip to Canada and see how the question looks from a different perspective....

Thanks for this.

.:mar said...

I can't believe those quotes!! too funny...and somewhat very sad too :)

Zenmomma said...

Those are hilarious! I feel so smart now.

Nicholas said...

Just goes to prove what empty headed non-entities many celebrities are.